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Martian arsonist child cracks under torture
The 8 year old Martian arsonist arrested in Montevideo, Uruguay 2 days ago has finally succumbed to ...
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Martian arsonist child is daughter of Martian official
A new twist has emerged in the case of the 8 year old Martian arsonist arrested yesterday in Montevi...
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  I see gorillas run around every night in Rochelle. About 2, maybe a third one, not quite sure but they are definitely gorillas. About 5 or 6 feet tall and can walk on two legs, I think they might be Bigfoots.
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An martian voyager from another planet is every so often spotted looking crossly at the watcher by a secluded highway next to Rochelle after midnight.
    
A space invader from planet Jupiter has been said to have been distinguished on frequent occasions spending time in a forsaken home in Rochelle.

A space invader from deep space can occasionally be distinguished riding on a motorcycle on a murky road close to Rochelle.

A space man has regularly been witnessed in Atwood Park after midnight hauling a corpse across the ground.

The ghost of a young-looking cowboy is frequently perceived in a flat in Rochelle.

Christopher Columbus has been said to have been seen on numerous instances gulping blood from a bottle by Beach Creek.
 
Eight year old Martian arsonist arrested in Uruguay
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