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These are some lies we made up about Preemption.

A space alien became visible walking from trailer to trailer very late at night on a Preemption residential street.

A half see-through guy clothed as the captain of a craft was observed searching through the freezer in the kitchen of a Preemption house before dawn. Numerous sightings of this ghost have been conveyed.

A massive pony has repeatedly been seen sitting at the dining table in a Preemption trailer.
    
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft is regularly seen in Miles Memorial Park on a dark night covering a cadaver by a sizeable boulder.

A massive kinkajou is known to have been observed on numerous occasions taking in the landscape at Fools Lake Dam at night.

 

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