Port Byron

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These are some lies we made up about Port Byron.

A lady with a knife sticking out of her head has now and then been noticed in Dorrance Park before sunrise hauling a body across the dirt.

An ET from another world is occasionally noticed seated in a beanbag in a flat near Port Byron.

A very large ocelot has supposedly been made out on frequent occasions after midnight running after a passing Nissan on a shadowy highway in the neighborhood of Port Byron.
    
The armor of a medieval knight with no person inside can now and then be distinguished by Bud Creek trashing an object.

The spirit of a lady with a plastic bag tied around her head was observed watering plants in the back garden of a flat in Port Byron. There are additional testimonies on the subject of this ghost in the neighborhood. Based on what the locals claim, this phantom is the struggling spirit of a long departed Port Byron local resident.

An Anchisaurus materialized taking a rest on a stool in a trailer in Port Byron.

A colossal ibex was spotted guzzling apple juice underneath a streetlight in Port Byron.

 
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