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Martian arsonist child cracks under torture
The 8 year old Martian arsonist arrested in Montevideo, Uruguay 2 days ago has finally succumbed to ...
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Martian arsonist child is daughter of Martian official
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The alien pilot of a flying saucer can often be made out poking around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Pittsfield.

A space invader from the Moon can be made out very frequently seeking a person in King Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.

The ghost of a guy having a word etched into his hand has every so often been witnessed gazing at the water by Pine Lake Dam before sunrise.
The ghost of a dreadfully mangled hunter hauling a dead wolf is now and then seen by Panther Creek sobbing. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost is the tormented soul of a long dead Pittsfield resident.

A woman with no head has allegedly been spotted on frequent occasions in a Pittsfield highschool at night walking the corridors. Regardless of what people exclaim, it's a frightening ghost that is better not messed with.

A space man from deep space may from time to time be witnessed on the peak of Calvert Hill before sunrise looking at the sight.

A mermaid was perceived in a flat in close proximity to Pittsfield.

A gentleman devoid of a head came into sight trying to find a bag under a parked vehicle in a Pittsfield parking lot at midnight. The witness panicked and ran away. One thing is for guaranteed, it's undoubtedly a scary spirit that you wouldn't want to bump into around midnight.
Eight year old Martian arsonist arrested in Uruguay
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Settlement of Triton
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