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A giant camel can regularly be seen on the peak of Cotton Hill after midnight looking at the sight.

The ghost of a gentleman hauling a blood-splattered sword has now and then been noticed at a coin operated phone in Pawnee using the phone. Residents here claim that this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long gone Pawnee local resident. In any event, this is an antagonistic ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.

The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship is from time to time observed heaving pebbles into the flow at Brush Creek after midnight.
    
A colossal opossum has purportedly been seen on a small number of occasions walking through a Pawnee vicinity burial ground.

An alien vacationer from outer space may from time to time be distinguished screaming beside a wild highway outside Pawnee at the stroke of midnight.

The spirit of a civil war fighter has repeatedly been witnessed staying in an abandoned structure in Pawnee. No matter what, it is in all certainty a creepy ghost that should be stayed away from.

A very large panther is repeatedly distinguished attempting to seize something at Sangchris Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
 
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