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These are some lies we made up about Opdyke.

A space alien from another galaxy has once in a while been spotted at Illinois Central Reservoir Dam at night taking in the landscape.

The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship is every now and then made out in a house in Opdyke.

A massive cony is rumored to have been seen on numerous occasions late in the night floating by on Bear Creek.
    
An extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy can sometimes be spotted looking up on the pinnacle of Lowry Hill.

Goldilocks has frequently been noticed in an Opdyke residence.

 

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