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Martian arsonist child cracks under torture
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Martian arsonist child is daughter of Martian official
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These are some lies we made up about Newton.

The spirit of an aircraft pilot is often witnessed in a Newton building.

The terrifying spirit of a conquistador has allegedly been perceived on a few occasions staring at the water by Lake Jasper Dam at midnight.

A very large zebra may be distinguished often glancing at the sight from the peak of Jordan Hill before sunrise.
    
A creepy skeleton has occasionally been witnessed marching next to a desolate highway in close proximity to Newton.

An martian explorer from another planet is every now and then distinguished by East Crooked Creek throwing boulders.

A giant jaguar has been said to have been observed on one or two instances in Jasper County State Prairie Chicken Sanctuary at night hollowing out an opening.

An alien from another world may occasionally be made out having a seat on a couch in a building outside Newton.
 
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Settlement of Triton
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