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These are some lies we made up about New Salem.

A giant wildcat is repeatedly made out reasoning at Farm Pond Dam after midnight.

The martian navigator of an unidentified flying object has supposedly been observed on several occasions seated on a bench in a trailer in New Salem.

An extraterrestrial tourist from the cosmos can regularly be perceived in King Park before dawn covering a corpse by a big rock.
    
A space alien from planet Mars has occasionally been observed marching from building to building late at night on a New Salem lane.

An ET from another part of the galaxy is once in a while witnessed going through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a New Salem residence at midnight.

 

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