New Baden New Baden PAGE 1   2   Enceladus landing The first Saturn moon to be settled by humans is now officially Enceladus. 132 people landed on Ence... read more Mercury landing ends in near disaster Last night's first human landing on Mercury's north pole almost ended in disaster when a fire broke ... read more   These are some lies we made up about New Baden. A woman with a moderately translucent body can often be perceived in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in her rear view mirror around midnight. An extraterrestrial can be spotted time and again pulling up weeds in the back yard of a residence in New Baden. An alien voyager from another solar system has occasionally been spotted creeping out of Benson Slough covered in filth late at night.      The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is occasionally distinguished bass fishing from the water's edge of Muskrat Lake on a dark night. Thumbelina is rumored to have been made out on several instances by an old man fishing by a lake near New Baden. An ET from another solar system can occasionally be distinguished tossing pebbles into the current at Elkhorn Creek at midnight. The ghost of an aged gentleman with a long white mustache was perceived by Rocky Ford Pond Dam on a dark night staring at the water. Further sightings of this ghost have been described.   Successful landing on Io This morning's landing on Io is a major milestone in space colonization. All the major moons of Jupi... read more First Europa landing The conquest of the Jovian moons continued today with the first successful landing on Europa. The la... read more More Lies About New Baden On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From New Baden Submit a lie about New Baden, Illinois: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Illinois Other untruthful towns near New Baden, Illinois: New Memphis, Illinois, 1 miles away Albers, Illinois, 3 miles away Trenton, Illinois, 6 miles away Germantown, Illinois, 7 miles away Addieville, Illinois, 7 miles away Aviston, Illinois, 7 miles away Mascoutah, Illinois, 7 miles away Summerfield, Illinois, 8 miles away Okawville, Illinois, 11 miles away Breese, Illinois, 11 miles away Ghost Sightings From New Baden