Mount Vernon Mount Vernon PAGE 1   2   3   Riots rock Callisto Authorities on Callisto today issued a state of emergency due to the recent riots. Callisto has been... read more Accomplice of Martian arsonist girl arrested Nine year old Florina Munduwalawala of Montevideo was arrested today on arson charges. She was immed... read more   These are some lies we made up about Mount Vernon. The phantom of a youthful gentleman dressed in a rain coat is now and then observed at the stroke of midnight hurrying after a passing Dodge on a shadowy road close to Mount Vernon. Residents here claim that this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long departed Mount Vernon person who lived here. In any case, this ghost sure is creepy; one that you don't want to run into at night. A big bloodcurdling monster is known to have been seen on a few instances in the backseat of a truck by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise. A gigantic capybara may occasionally be noticed by a lady camping at a campground in close proximity to Mount Vernon.      A very large vicuna was witnessed in A L Dawson Senior Park in the early morning hours before sunrise looking for a book. An Allosaurus showed up having a seat in a chair in a home in Mount Vernon. An alien explorer from another part of the galaxy was noticed swallowing root beer under a streetlight in Mount Vernon. An enormous hog was distinguished by Hawthorne Hills Lake Dam before dawn staring at the water. A headless man was observed reading a pamphlet next to the waterfront at Hawthorne Hills Lake. The observer became frightened and fled.   Martian arsonist child cracks under torture The 8 year old Martian arsonist arrested in Montevideo, Uruguay 2 days ago has finally succumbed to ... read more Martian arsonist child is daughter of Martian official A new twist has emerged in the case of the 8 year old Martian arsonist arrested yesterday in Montevi... read more More Lies About Mount Vernon On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From Mount Vernon Submit a lie about Mount Vernon, Illinois: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Illinois Other untruthful towns near Mount Vernon, Illinois: Waltonville, Illinois, 0 miles away Bonnie, Illinois, 7 miles away Dix, Illinois, 7 miles away Ina, Illinois, 9 miles away Opdyke, Illinois, 11 miles away Walnut Hill, Illinois, 12 miles away Whittington, Illinois, 12 miles away Belle Rive, Illinois, 12 miles away Kell, Illinois, 12 miles away Woodlawn, Illinois, 13 miles away Ghost Sightings From Mount Vernon