Monticello Monticello PAGE 1   2   Martian arsonist child cracks under torture The 8 year old Martian arsonist arrested in Montevideo, Uruguay 2 days ago has finally succumbed to ... read more Martian arsonist child is daughter of Martian official A new twist has emerged in the case of the 8 year old Martian arsonist arrested yesterday in Montevi... read more   These are some lies we made up about Monticello. The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship emerged downing regular unleaded from a gas pump at a fueling station in Monticello. A huge ape was seen around midnight drifting down on Camp Creek. A glow-in-the-dark human body has repeatedly been seen talking into the thin air as if someone besides was in attendance. No matter what, it undeniably is a creepy phantom that you don't want to bump into before dawn. The ghost of a pregnant lady is frequently distinguished in Allerton State Park at night hiding a corpse by a sizeable rock.      An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy is rumored to have been witnessed on one or two occasions walking a Poodle in the early morning hours on a shadowy Monticello road. A headless guy may often be seen looking through house windows in Monticello very late at night. Whatever folks utter, this is a bad ghost that any commonsensical person would not want to meet. A female with her head and left arm and right leg chopped off may be witnessed repeatedly looking at the surroundings at Four H Memorial Lake Dam before sunrise. Nevertheless, it's a scary ghost that should be kept away from. The spirit of a man holding a blood-splattered sword has every now and then been noticed watching cable in a Monticello living room in the early morning hours. Based on what the local residents claim, this ghost might be a distinguished yesteryear inhabitant of Monticello.   Eight year old Martian arsonist arrested in Uruguay An 8 year old Martian citizen was arrested today in Montevideo, Uruguay on charges of arson. Montevi... read more Settlement of Triton Mining operation will soon be underway on Triton as a lander with 184 people on board landed safely ... read more More Lies About Monticello On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From Monticello Submit a lie about Monticello, Illinois: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Illinois Other untruthful towns near Monticello, Illinois: Bement, Illinois, 5 miles away White Heath, Illinois, 6 miles away Cisco, Illinois, 7 miles away De Land, Illinois, 7 miles away Milmine, Illinois, 8 miles away Ivesdale, Illinois, 9 miles away Mansfield, Illinois, 11 miles away Hammond, Illinois, 12 miles away Seymour, Illinois, 12 miles away Farmer City, Illinois, 13 miles away Ghost Sightings From Monticello