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These are some lies we made up about Milton.

An ET from space can often be seen hiding a body by a sizeable boulder in East Pike Park late in the night.

The extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO can be made out over and over again by Columbia Farm Pond Dam before sunrise gazing at the water.

An alien vacationer from deep space has occasionally been witnessed watching the surroundings from the summit of Calvert Hill at midnight.
    
An enormous prairie dog is from time to time distinguished looking for a book mid stream in Bedford Creek.

A huge leopard may from time to time be distinguished by Morgan Slough downing root beer.

 

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