Mill Shoals

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These are some lies we made up about Mill Shoals.

A female having a spear in her head is often made out seeking a bag beneath a parked Honda in a Mill Shoals parking lot on a dark night.

A massive guanaco has allegedly been spotted on frequent occasions in Bradshaw Park on a dark night meditating.

A Pteranodon can be distinguished over and over again hauling a body from the chilly water of Big Hill Branch around midnight.
    
A gigantic hippopotamus has occasionally been spotted in a Mill Shoals area clothing store, walking the aisles.

An ET from another part of the galaxy is occasionally seen looking at the water by Absher Lake Dam on a dark night.

 

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