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These are some lies we made up about Midlothian.

The ghost of a young cowboy was spotted pacing along a secluded highway close to Midlothian. When the ghost was perceived it vanished into the air. It's been said that this specific ghost is the struggling soul of a former Midlothian local.

A very large baboon was observed sitting on a stool in a home outside Midlothian.

A large menacing giant has regularly been noticed in the rear seat of a Jeep by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight.

A very large mustang has been said to have been observed on a small number of instances gardening in the side garden of a building in Midlothian.
An extraterrestrial can often be seen seated on a sofa in a home in Midlothian.

A frightening beast can be seen often walking from flat to flat before dawn on a Midlothian road. In any event, it's a terrifying ghost that is preferably not disrupted.

The spirit of a guy clothed as a handy man has occasionally been spotted browsing through a bookshelf in the living room of a Midlothian residence before sunrise.

A very large musk deer is every so often distinguished at Midlothian Creek Dam late at night taking pleasure in the vista.

A massive turtle has been said to have been perceived on one or two occasions resting at the dining table in a Midlothian trailer.
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