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Construction begins on giant ship to mine dwarf planets
Construction started today on the Naruemonia, the largest spaceship to date. The ship will be assemb...
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First successful Oberon Landing
Oberon became the latest world settled by the human race today when a lander carrying 54 touched dow...
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The martian technician of an alien spaceship was noticed at a public phone in Metropolis talking on the telephone.

A massive porpoise appeared swallowing water in Fort Massac State Park very late at night.

The phantom of a planter in a worn hat was noticed wandering through a Metropolis area graveyard. Frightened by the viewers the ghost withdrew into the dark.
    
A space invader from planet Mercury was noticed articulating into the night up on Round Knob.

A young-looking girl sporting a bloody wedding dress was noticed hauling a corpse from the freezing water of Barnes Creek in the early morning hours. When perceived the ghost came close to the eye witness who then fled.

The Pied Piper has repeatedly been observed spending time in a deserted house in Metropolis.

A giant dingo is often distinguished standing by a secluded highway near Metropolis.

 
Landing on Titania of Uranus
Uranus moon Titania was finally settled today after long delays. There are now 174 people on Titania...
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Rhea settled
The last of the large Saturn moons was settled today when a lander with 79 people on board touched d...
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