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A space invader can be witnessed frequently by Lyons Dam late at night gazing at the water.

An martian tourist from another planet has now and then been seen in a flat near Lyons.

The ghost of a young-looking lady drenched in blood is once in a while distinguished trying to locate a hat by a parked pickup in a Lyons parking lot around midnight.
    
A gargantuan bull is known to have been made out on a few occasions struggling to capture something before dawn by a vending machine in Lyons.

A space man from Pluto may now and then be made out taking a rest at a coffee table in a Lyons apartment flashing a lamp.

An alien from deep space is often perceived traveling on a pony along a highway next to Lyons.

A massive guanaco has been said to have been made out on a few instances pacing through a building in the vicinity of Lyons.
 
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