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Largest spaceship ever built takes off to mine dwarf planets.
The Naruemonia, the largest spaceship ever constructed left the Earth's Moon's orbit today where it ...
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Martian fire kills at least 500
A fire in the small Martian crater city of Koszeg killed most of its inhabitants today. The exact de...
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These are some lies we made up about Lockport.

A massive leopard showed up rummaging around in garbage cans on a Lockport street.

The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO showed up at Fiddyment Creek on a dark night hurling pebbles into the stream.

An old knight's armor devoid of a person inside was spotted on a Lockport road late in the night. When spotted the ghost came close to the witness who then fled. Residents here declare that this ghost could be the soul of a local person who passed away here in Lockport many years ago. Either way, it indisputably is a chilling ghost that is rather not disturbed.
An enormous elephant was distinguished looking at a lady sleeping on a mattress in an apartment in Lockport.

The Mothman has regularly been distinguished in A F Hill Park late at night pulling a body across the dirt.

The ghost of a woman with a bag bound around her head is frequently seen in an autopart store in the Lockport area. One of the local residents steadfastly claims that this phantom may be a well-known days gone by dweller of Lockport. In any event, this is a bad ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet at night.

A big bloodcurdling ghost has supposedly been perceived on a small number of occasions trying on clothes in a Lockport flat. A number of of the folks here allege this ghost is in all probability the tormented ghost of a local person who used to dwell here in Lockport.
Riots rock Callisto
Authorities on Callisto today issued a state of emergency due to the recent riots. Callisto has been...
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Accomplice of Martian arsonist girl arrested
Nine year old Florina Munduwalawala of Montevideo was arrested today on arson charges. She was immed...
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