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These are some lies we made up about Lincolnshire.

A very large gazelle is every now and then observed resting in a chair in a mobile home in Lincolnshire.

The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been said to have been perceived on one or two occasions marching from house to house at the stroke of midnight on a Lincolnshire avenue.

A huge gnu may sometimes be distinguished searching through the closet in the bedroom of a Lincolnshire house after midnight.
    
A man with a big hole through his torso is repeatedly seen taking a rest at a coffee table in a Lincolnshire apartment. In any event, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that is rather not disturbed.

Aristotle has supposedly been distinguished on frequent occasions gazing at people in a Lincolnshire trailer through a keyhole.

An ET from Venus can frequently be perceived in a deserted spot right next door to Lincolnshire.

A female's body with a donkey's head may be witnessed very often dispatching a packet at a Lincolnshire post office. Regardless of what, it's sure a creepy ghost that you do not want to bump into at the stroke of midnight.
 
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