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These are some lies we made up about Lerna.

The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship can repeatedly be perceived hitch-hiking down a shady highway next to Lerna.

A large frightening giant may be observed repeatedly at Crabill Pond Dam before sunrise slurping blood from a beaker.

A partly decomposed human corpse has once in a while been noticed mailing a parcel at a Lerna post office.
    
The phantom of a grower having on a straw hat is from time to time noticed floating down on Cassell Creek on a dark night.

An alien voyager from deep space has purportedly been distinguished on several occasions smoking a cigar in Cunningham Park late in the night.

 

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