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These are some lies we made up about Knoxville.

An extremely large ox has been said to have been made out on a handful of instances posting a postcard at a Knoxville post office.

A giant kid can once in a while be spotted drinking fuel from a pump at a refueling station in Knoxville.

An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system was observed down at the water's edge at Gale Lake redistributing orbs about.
    
A space invader from another solar system came into view walking a Poodle at the stroke of midnight on a shady Knoxville lane.

The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs emerged facing the watcher in Brunk Creek.

A giant sheep was observed at Lake Bracken Dam before sunrise gazing angrily at the witness.

Plato was observed dragging a dead body over the grass in Carl Sandburg Birthplace Historic Site late at night.

 

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