Jonesboro Zimbabwe dictator Robert Mugabe exiles niece to Mars Infamous dictator Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe has reportedly sent his niece Sibongile Mugabe into exil... read more Disco lives on Mars Disco may have been dead on Earth for a while, but in Brezhnevgrad, Mars it's the hottest thing. New... read more   These are some lies we made up about Jonesboro. An alien from another part of the galaxy has once in a while been witnessed coming into view in a closet mirror. A dinosaur is every so often perceived struggling to express something in Kratzinger Hollow around midnight. An extraterrestrial has allegedly been made out on several occasions in Berryville Shale Glade Nature Preserve on a dark night pulling a cadaver through some bushes.      A colossal hog may now and then be made out enjoying the surroundings at Anna State Hospital Reservoir Dam late in the night. An extraterrestrial tourist from the cosmos has repeatedly been observed before sunrise chasing a passing Honda on a dark road outside Jonesboro. The ghost of an elderly female carrying a gun has purportedly been seen on one or two occasions in the rear seat of a truck by the driver spotting the spirit in his rear view mirror before sunrise. Locals who have made out this ghost claim this ghost is the stressed soul of a long forgotten Jonesboro local person. An extraterrestrial from planet Venus may frequently be witnessed by a guy canoeing in a river near Jonesboro.   First landing and establishment of mining base on Ceres A joint mission by several mining companies today landed a on Ceres to begin the construction of an ... read more Soviets announce new psychos only policy for Mars Life on Mars is very dangerous, and it is very common for people to stop functioning psychologically... read more Ghost Sightings From Jonesboro Submit a lie about Jonesboro, Illinois: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Illinois Other untruthful towns near Jonesboro, Illinois: Cypress, Illinois, 0 miles away Anna, Illinois, 3 miles away Cobden, Illinois, 5 miles away Alto Pass, Illinois, 7 miles away Dongola, Illinois, 9 miles away Makanda, Illinois, 12 miles away Pomona, Illinois, 12 miles away Tamms, Illinois, 12 miles away Ullin, Illinois, 12 miles away Unity, Illinois, 12 miles away Ghost Sightings From Jonesboro