Johnsonville Martian arsonist child cracks under torture The 8 year old Martian arsonist arrested in Montevideo, Uruguay 2 days ago has finally succumbed to ... read more Martian arsonist child is daughter of Martian official A new twist has emerged in the case of the 8 year old Martian arsonist arrested yesterday in Montevi... read more   These are some lies we made up about Johnsonville. A partially rotten human body can be distinguished repeatedly in a rubber raft on Sam Dale Lake redistributing orbs around. A space man has every now and then been observed crying out names of people in Sam Dale Lake State Conservation Area in the early morning hours. Hansel and Gretel's mom has purportedly been made out on several instances after midnight drifting along Bob Branch.      The martian captain of a flying saucer can every so often be distinguished shouting at the eye witness to leave at Allen Pond Dam before dawn. A massive cow was seen by Horseshoe Slough going mad.   Ghost Sightings From Johnsonville Submit a lie about Johnsonville, Illinois: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Illinois Other untruthful towns near Johnsonville, Illinois: Sims, Illinois, 8 miles away Rinard, Illinois, 8 miles away Bluford, Illinois, 10 miles away Keenes, Illinois, 10 miles away Xenia, Illinois, 10 miles away Flora, Illinois, 11 miles away Wayne City, Illinois, 11 miles away Texico, Illinois, 12 miles away Geff, Illinois, 12 miles away Iuka, Illinois, 15 miles away Ghost Sightings From Johnsonville