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  Late nights on Friday a man named is to be seen walking in the alley past the Hoopeston Library mumbling about how there is no ''god'' and ''we're all doomed'' carrying around a knife with blood dripping.
That man is my father. He died 4 years ago in an alley after getting drunk and slitting his throat with a knife.
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An martian tourist from deep space is frequently spotted trying on socks in a Hoopeston residence.

The ghost of a young lady clad as a maid has allegedly been perceived on many occasions struggling out of a drain hole on a Hoopeston residential road late in the night. People claim that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Hoopeston long ago.

A gargantuan reindeer may regularly be perceived nosing around in mailboxes at night in Hoopeston.

The spirit of a youthful cowboy may be made out frequently musicalizing on a harmonica in a Hoopeston house.
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