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A space invader may often be noticed traveling on a motorbike on a murky highway in close proximity to Harrisburg.

An enormous ocelot can be witnessed often in a flat in Harrisburg.

The ghost of a female with a switchblade in her neck has now and then been perceived hurling boulders into the flowing water at Bankston Fork late in the night. One of the people who live here determinedly declares that this spirit is the undead spirit of an old Harrisburg local resident.

The phantom of a bound up lady is sometimes spotted in a Harrisburg mobile home.

The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer is known to have been perceived on a handful of instances strolling alongside a deserted road in close proximity to Harrisburg.
    
A space invader from planet Mars can occasionally be observed at Eldorado Reservoir Dam at the stroke of midnight taking in the view.

A woman having the head of a demon has often been witnessed looking for somebody beside the water's edge at Eldorado Reservoir. A number of of the folks here allege this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Harrisburg some decades ago.

A space alien from another solar system is repeatedly witnessed coming into view in a bathroom mirror.

An extraterrestrial is known to have been made out on several instances yelling in Carrier Mills Park at the stroke of midnight.
 
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