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Naruemonia mutineers headed for Haumea
Space police say the hijacked spaceship Naruemonia is most likely headed for Haumea. A recent course...
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Mutiny on the Naruemonia
Just two days into its maiden voyage a mutiny has taken place on the Naruemonia. It appears the pass...
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These are some lies we made up about Greenup.

A man lacking a head can repeatedly be distinguished chucking rocks into the flow at Birch Creek in the early morning hours.

The ghost of an old prospector with a large mustache and a hook instead of his hand can be made out frequently at Ettlebrick Lake Dam very late at night looking at the panorama. In any event, it's undeniably a creepy ghost that you wouldn't want to run into at midnight.

A medusa has every so often been spotted snooping in mailboxes before sunrise in Greenup.
    
A gargantuan rhinoceros is occasionally witnessed in Fairview Park very late at night sniveling.

An extraterrestrial from Mars is rumored to have been spotted on several instances in a Greenup highschool at midnight wandering the corridors.

The phantom of a flight attendant may occasionally be seen in a mirror in a Greenup trailer; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror. Folks here allege that this ghost may be a celebrated former time dweller of Greenup. No matter what, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to bump into.

A space invader from the cosmos was witnessed in a mobile home near Greenup.

 
Largest spaceship ever built takes off to mine dwarf planets.
The Naruemonia, the largest spaceship ever constructed left the Earth's Moon's orbit today where it ...
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Martian fire kills at least 500
A fire in the small Martian crater city of Koszeg killed most of its inhabitants today. The exact de...
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