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These are some lies we made up about Gardner.

The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object came into sight staring through building windows in Gardner after midnight.

An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space showed up looking at the landscape at Montgomery Dam and Lock after midnight.

Thumbelina was perceived in Mazonia State Fish and Wildlife Area on a dark night burying a cadaver by a large rock.
    
The ghost of a doctor with a blood-covered uniform was noticed browsing through trash container on a Gardner lane. When the phantom was made out it faded away into the thin air. Locals here argue that this ghost is that of a local resident who dwelled here in Gardner a long time ago.

A colossal polar bear has repeatedly been distinguished camping in Round Grove before dawn.

 

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