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Man walks 24 km on sunny side of Mercury
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A decapitated gentleman has sometimes been witnessed smoking a cigar by a lamppost in Freeport. Regardless of what, it certainly is a frightening spirit that should be kept away from.

A woman with her head and right arm and left leg severed is every so often observed in Bidwell Park at the stroke of midnight reading a pamphlet. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost unquestionably is frightening; one that is rather not disturbed.

The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object has supposedly been perceived on a small number of occasions pacing from residence to residence late in the night on a Freeport road.
    
A space alien from planet Neptune can once in a while be noticed by Willow Lake Dam at night staring at the water.

An alien from another solar system was witnessed down by the shore at Willow Lake gazing.

A gigantic fawn came into view by Preston Bottoms attempting to grasp something.

A big scary monster was observed late at night ascending out of Ducks Misery covered in mud.

The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft appeared relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Freeport mobile home.
 
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Mutiny on the Naruemonia
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