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An ET from Mars may repeatedly be distinguished fly fishing from the shore of Lake Decatur in the early morning hours.

A gigantic cheetah may be spotted often peeping through building windows in Elwin around midnight.

A Seismosaurus has occasionally been observed smoking a cigar at Rock Spring after midnight.
    
A gigantic crow is from time to time observed searching through garbage container on an Elwin avenue.

An extraterrestrial from another planet has allegedly been distinguished on numerous occasions hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Elwin.

 

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