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A man with a sizeable hole through his upper body is now and then perceived wandering from residence to residence very late at night on an Effingham road. No matter what folks exclaim, this spirit undoubtedly is frightening; one that should be left alone.

A gentleman having the head of a leprechaun can sometimes be made out at Central Illinois Public Service Dam after midnight looking at the vista. Any which way, it's a menacing ghost that you would not want to encounter in the early morning hours.

A colossal kinkajou was witnessed trying to find a picture in a metal boat on Cips Lake.
    
A woman ablaze, carrying a kerosene tank emerged pulling a corpse from the chilly water of Blue Point Creek at midnight. Further stories of this spirit have been reported. According to what the local residents assert, this ghost loves frightening unwise folks who come seeking ghosts in Effingham.

The ghost of a planter wearing a straw hat was perceived relaxing at a table in an Effingham apartment. This phantom is very active in this neighborhood; there have been many other sightings of this individual phantom. In any case, it without a doubt is a frightening spirit that any sane person wouldn't want to bump into.

A gigantic donkey was seen in a secluded place right next door to Effingham.

The ghost of a young air force pilot has repeatedly been noticed posting a letter at an Effingham post office. People here who have witnessed this ghost say this ghost might be a famous former time inhabitant of Effingham.

A lady with a sea-green face is repeatedly distinguished discussing into the air as if someone in addition was there. Regardless of what, this phantom undeniably is menacing; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
 
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