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A sizeable chilling giant was observed staring at the water by Elkville Country Club Reservoir Dam before dawn.

A pitch black cat that transformed into a female became visible trying to locate a box on the shore of Elkville Reservoir. When the eye witness emerged the ghost ran away.

A space man was witnessed crawling out of Shirley Slough drenched in filth after midnight.
    
An extremely large goat emerged at Beaucoup Creek at the stroke of midnight chucking pebbles into the flowing water.

Issac Newton was noticed pacing down a deserted road close to De Soto.

 

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