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These are some lies we made up about Dawson.

A space invader from Mars was observed having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Dawson flat smoking a pipe.

A gigantic quagga materialized striding through a house in Dawson.

An extremely menacing ghost was spotted visiting Mowery Bend around midnight. Other people in the vicinity have had equivalent occurrences with an almost identical ghost. Regardless of what, this ghost certainly is scary; one that should be kept away from.

A space man from deep space was observed at Timber Acres Lake Dam late in the night gripping a human cranium.
    
An extremely large rat was perceived walking through a mobile home close to Dawson.

 

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