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The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has been witnessed on a small number of instances traveling on a low rider on a shady road outside Darien.

The ghost of a man wearing an armed forces outfit can every so often be made out in a house in Darien. Residents claim that this ghost is most likely the undeceased ghost of a local who used to have a home here in Darien.

A very large ewe was noticed pacing by the side of a secluded road close to Darien.

    A massive mink emerged having a seat in a chair in an apartment next to Darien.

An old knight's armor devoid of a human inside was observed at the stroke of midnight rushing after a passing Jeep on a dark road close to Darien. When distinguished the phantom approached the onlooker who then fled. Regardless of what, this ghost undoubtedly is chilling; one that should be steered clear of.

A partly see-through guy clothed as the skipper of a vessel came into view in the rear seat of a Chrysler by the driver setting eyes on the phantom in her rear view mirror at midnight. This particular phantom has been seen very often in this neighborhood. A person who lives here asserts that this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long departed Darien local person.

The ghost of a young gentleman wearing a confederate uniform was spotted gardening in the back garden of a house in Darien. There have been further descriptions with reference to this ghost in the neighborhood.

An extraterrestrial vacationer from outer space was distinguished by an old man canoeing in a river near Darien.
 
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