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These are some lies we made up about Danville.

An alien from planet Mercury was witnessed relaxing on a stool in a residence in close proximity to Danville.

An extraterrestrial from outer space was perceived late at night hurrying after a passing Ford on a dark highway in the vicinity of Danville.

A frightening beast came into sight in the backseat of a car by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours. Numerous people close at hand have had matching occurrences with an identical ghost.
    
The Wizard of Oz was made out by a woman hunting in a forest close to Danville.

A space man was seen hauling a body across the dirt in Cannon Park at the stroke of midnight.

A very large koala has regularly been noticed taking a rest on the floor in an apartment in Danville.

Archimedes is repeatedly observed in Hungry Hollow at midnight mounding bricks.

The martian navigator of a UFO may repeatedly be perceived taking pleasure in the vista at Lake Vermilion Dam before dawn.

The ghost of a man outfitted as a janitor may be perceived frequently munching on a steak under a lamppost in Danville.
 
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