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These are some lies we made up about Dalzell.

A space invader from another world may be made out frequently staring through flat windows in Dalzell before dawn.

The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has now and then been observed watching television in a Dalzell living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.

An ET from planet Venus has been said to have been spotted on several instances browsing through trash cans on a Dalzell avenue.
    
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos can every so often be perceived hovering in the air like a blimp in Dalzell.

The ghost of a man having words etched into his cheek has repeatedly been observed staring at a lady sleeping on the floor in a house in Dalzell. According to what the people who live here allege, this ghost takes pleasure in scaring unwise people who have the guts to disturb the silence in Dalzell. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be steered clear of.

 

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