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These are some lies we made up about Cypress.

The ghost of an aged Indian chief can frequently be noticed mounted on a bicycle on a shadowy road outside Cypress.

A giant anteater can be distinguished often exploring Kratzinger Hollow in detail late at night.

An extraterrestrial from another world is now and then made out in Berryville Shale Glade Nature Preserve in the early morning hours burying a corpse by a large rock.
    
A cyclop has supposedly been made out on a handful of instances at Anna State Hospital Reservoir Dam at the stroke of midnight heaving rocks.

An extremely large mongoose may from time to time be noticed in a Cypress mobile home.

 

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