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These are some lies we made up about Carbon Cliff.

The ghost of a terribly burned female has purportedly been seen on numerous occasions looking for a hat by a parked Buick in a Carbon Cliff parking lot at the stroke of midnight.

The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can regularly be seen in a Carbon Cliff area auto part store, strolling the aisles.

An alien from planet Pluto can be spotted very frequently repositioning orbs about around midnight by a vending machine in Carbon Cliff.
    
An ET from another part of the galaxy has occasionally been seen taking a rest at a table in a Carbon Cliff trailer appearing bloodcurdling.

The spirit of a train driver is occasionally spotted by Bowles Slough gazing crossly at the witness.

 

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