Calumet City Calumet City PAGE 1   2   3   Ganymede landing ends in deadly violence. The first human landing on Ganymede ended in chaos today as two senior crew members started fighting... read more Syphilis pandemic ravages Mars Martian health authorities have upgraded the syphilis outbreak on the planet to an official pandemic... read more   These are some lies we made up about Calumet City. The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship may repeatedly be observed on a Calumet City avenue in the early morning hours. An extremely large budgerigar can be perceived very often floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Calumet City. A space invader from planet Jupiter has now and then been perceived in Burnham Woods before sunrise collecting wood to make a fire.      A space invader from another part of the galaxy is from time to time noticed staring at a lady snoozing on the floor in a building in Calumet City. A very large vicuna has been observed on many instances in a grocery store in the Calumet City neighborhood. A Pteranodon may from time to time be witnessed climbing out from a drain hole on a Calumet City street at the stroke of midnight. A military uniform walking around without a body in it has repeatedly been observed snooping in mailboxes very late at night in Calumet City. According to what the people who live here say, this ghost is that of a person who settled here in Calumet City a long time ago. No matter what, it without a doubt is a terrifying ghost that any commonsensical person would not want to come across.   First landing and establishment of outpost on Callisto Callisto today became the furthest outpost of human civilization after a successful landing by Space... read more Sibongile Mugabe dictator of Mars Sibongile Mugabe also known under her disco artist name Marsalina Valentina is now the dictator pres... read more More Lies About Calumet City On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From Calumet City Submit a lie about Calumet City, Illinois: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Illinois Other untruthful towns near Calumet City, Illinois: Lansing, Illinois, 2 miles away Dolton, Illinois, 3 miles away South Holland, Illinois, 3 miles away Thornton, Illinois, 5 miles away Glenwood, Illinois, 5 miles away Chicago Heights, Illinois, 6 miles away Harvey, Illinois, 8 miles away Hazel Crest, Illinois, 9 miles away Homewood, Illinois, 9 miles away Blue Island, Illinois, 9 miles away Crete, Illinois, 9 miles away Posen, Illinois, 9 miles away Ghost Sightings From Calumet City