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These are some lies we made up about Bonnie.

An extraterrestrial tourist from the cosmos may be noticed very frequently in Bonnie Public Use Area in the early morning hours covering a corpse by a large boulder.

The ghost of a mail carrier has sometimes been witnessed downing root beer in the middle of Atchison Creek. Well, this ghost sure is scary; one that you would not want to bump into on a dark night.

A space alien from another galaxy is occasionally seen mowing the lawn in the back garden of a home in Bonnie.
    
Aristotle has purportedly been distinguished on one or two instances staring at the water by Big Muddy Subimpoundment Dam at the stroke of midnight.

A man's body having the head of a skunk may from time to time be spotted by a person canoeing in a river in the neighborhood of Bonnie.

 

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