Benton

Benton PAGE 1   2   3  

American Mars lander explodes on descent killing 22
The first American attempt to land on Mars and set up a permanent outpost ended in disaster this mor...
read more
Soviet Mars lander crashes killing 70
The lander of what was to be the first colonizing mission to Mars by the Soviet mission Krasnyy Mars...
read more
 
These are some lies we made up about Benton.

A massive porpoise has frequently been observed in a Benton school before dawn wandering the hallways.

An extraterrestrial has supposedly been distinguished on a small number of occasions in a mirror in a Benton building; the ghost was solely detectable in the mirror.

The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft may often be seen in a house close to Benton.
    
The spirit of a female with a bag strapped around her head may be spotted over and over again burying a cadaver by a large rock in Benton City Park at midnight.

A fairly translucent gentleman outfitted as the captain of a vessel is from time to time noticed by Bluebell Bluff calling out names.

An extraterrestrial traveler from outer space has supposedly been witnessed on frequent occasions on the peak of Browning Hill before dawn surveying the vista.

A space man from the Moon can once in a while be made out by Andy Creek staring angrily at the witness.
 
Moon Pimp released
The owner of the Moon bordello arrested yesterday for beating a disrespectful customer to death was ...
read more
Moon pimp arrested for murder
The owner of a popular moon bordello was arrested today after killing a customer after an argument t...
read more

More Lies About Benton On The Next Page >>

Ghost Sightings From Benton


Submit a lie about Benton, Illinois:
Your Name:
Write or Paste Input here:

Upload picture:      


      


The latest lies from around the world

All towns and cities in Illinois

Other untruthful towns near Benton, Illinois:

Buckner, Illinois, 5 miles away

Orient, Illinois, 5 miles away

West Frankfort, Illinois, 6 miles away

Valier, Illinois, 7 miles away

Whittington, Illinois, 7 miles away

Coello, Illinois, 8 miles away

Christopher, Illinois, 8 miles away

Ina, Illinois, 8 miles away

Sesser, Illinois, 9 miles away

Bonnie, Illinois, 10 miles away

Ewing, Illinois, 10 miles away

Ghost Sightings From Benton

copyright © jokesandlies.com