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An extraterrestrial tourist from another part of the galaxy was noticed wandering through a home in the neighborhood of Bement.

A very large sloth is regularly seen at a coin operated phone in Bement using the phone.

The phantom of a doctor with a bloody uniform has been said to have been perceived on one or two instances appearing chilling by a desolate highway in the vicinity of Bement after midnight.
    
A female with her head and left arm and left leg chopped off may often be witnessed gazing crossly at the onlooker in Allerton State Park late at night. Locals claim that this ghost is that of a local resident who existed here in Bement before the present. Whatever people utter, it's a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.

A space man from another galaxy can be spotted often standing by a desolate road next to Bement.

 

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