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Largest spaceship ever built takes off to mine dwarf planets.
The Naruemonia, the largest spaceship ever constructed left the Earth's Moon's orbit today where it ...
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Martian fire kills at least 500
A fire in the small Martian crater city of Koszeg killed most of its inhabitants today. The exact de...
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These are some lies we made up about Beardstown.

A gentleman's body with the head of a bear may often be distinguished in Art Zeeck Park at midnight reading a pamphlet.

The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft may be seen time and again wandering through a Beardstown neighborhood burial ground.

An alien explorer from another world has every now and then been made out staying in an abandoned dwelling in Beardstown.
    
An ET from planet Mars is occasionally observed looking down into the water at Muscooten Bay at the stroke of midnight.

A large menacing beast can every now and then be spotted crawling out of Boujan Swale drenched in mud on a dark night.

The ghost of a guy grasping a sword was seen dragging a corpse from the chilly water of Coal Creek late at night. The onlooker got freaked out and escaped. Several of the locals claim this spirit is the undead soul of a former Beardstown local.

An enormous springbok came into sight standing by a secluded highway next to Beardstown.
 
Riots rock Callisto
Authorities on Callisto today issued a state of emergency due to the recent riots. Callisto has been...
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Accomplice of Martian arsonist girl arrested
Nine year old Florina Munduwalawala of Montevideo was arrested today on arson charges. She was immed...
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