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An martian traveler from another world is regularly noticed in Church Slough late in the night struggling to deposit a cadaver.

An alien from the Moon has allegedly been witnessed on a handful of instances exploring Dixon Hollow in detail at the stroke of midnight.

A lady with her head and right arm and right leg separated may frequently be made out shouting at the onlooker to go away in Batchtown State Fish and Waterfowl Management Area on a dark night. Residents who have seen this ghost argue this ghost may be the soul of a resident who died here in Batchtown long ago.
    
A gigantic elephant can be distinguished frequently near Cave Spring after midnight flinging pebbles.

A massive roebuck has occasionally been witnessed in the backseat of a Chrysler by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror at midnight.

 

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