Auburn Auburn PAGE 1   2   Moon Pimp released The owner of the Moon bordello arrested yesterday for beating a disrespectful customer to death was ... read more Moon pimp arrested for murder The owner of a popular moon bordello was arrested today after killing a customer after an argument t... read more   These are some lies we made up about Auburn. A space invader from planet Neptune came into sight in an Auburn highschool before sunrise walking the hallways. An alien from another world was perceived covering a cadaver by a large rock in Union Park on a dark night. A half decomposed human corpse materialized floating along on Little Panther Creek at midnight. When the observer emerged the ghost escaped. People declare that this ghost may be the soul of a resident who died here in Auburn long ago.      A woman burning, hauling a petroleum bottle was distinguished in a mirror in an Auburn building; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror. The arrival of the observer alarmed the ghost who then faded away. The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot was noticed in a home right next door to Auburn. The ghost talked about revenging a homicide. A space man has repeatedly been spotted searching for a hat under a parked car in an Auburn parking lot at the stroke of midnight. The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft is regularly witnessed staring at the water by Virden Recreation Club Lake Dam at midnight.   New visa restrictions for Martians visiting Earth Starting the first of next month Martians planning to visit Earth must undergo and pass a psychologi... read more Twenty miners feared lost in space A group of twenty miners working on a small asteroid floated off into space yesterday when their anc... read more More Lies About Auburn On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From Auburn Submit a lie about Auburn, Illinois: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Illinois Other untruthful towns near Auburn, Illinois: Thayer, Illinois, 3 miles away Virden, Illinois, 5 miles away Chatham, Illinois, 6 miles away Divernon, Illinois, 6 miles away Glenarm, Illinois, 8 miles away Girard, Illinois, 9 miles away Farmersville, Illinois, 10 miles away Loami, Illinois, 10 miles away Springfield, Illinois, 11 miles away Nilwood, Illinois, 11 miles away Ghost Sightings From Auburn