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First Americans land on Mars
After being beat to Mars by several Soviet crews, the Americans today finally made a successful land...
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Soviets first on Mars with humans
Krasnyy Mars Drakon 2 lands. First successful human landing on Mars and establishment of permanent o...
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These are some lies we made up about Athens.

Leonardo da Vinci may regularly be distinguished at Cilca Lake Dam in the early morning hours slurping blood from a beaker.

A space invader may be witnessed repeatedly on the water's edge of Cilca Lake trying to find a hat.

The alien crew member of a UFO has every so often been perceived gobbling a fish in the middle of Cantrall Creek.
    
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus is from time to time seen in an autopart store in the Athens area.

A huge lamb has purportedly been noticed on a handful of occasions dragging a dead body across the ground in Gurgens Park late in the night.

A space alien from another world may every now and then be witnessed climbing up from a manhole on an Athens lane after midnight.

The alien commander of an alien spaceship was witnessed snooping in mailboxes before sunrise in Athens.

 
American Mars lander explodes on descent killing 22
The first American attempt to land on Mars and set up a permanent outpost ended in disaster this mor...
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Soviet Mars lander crashes killing 70
The lander of what was to be the first colonizing mission to Mars by the Soviet mission Krasnyy Mars...
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