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These are some lies we made up about Arlington Heights.

The martian captain of an alien spaceship was witnessed going through trash container on an Arlington Heights street.

The phantom of an old sorceress has regularly been noticed floating in the air like a balloon in Arlington Heights. Nevertheless, this phantom undoubtedly is frightening; one that should be shunned.

An ET from Saturn is frequently noticed gazing at a guy snoozing on a couch in a building in Arlington Heights.
    
A colossal rhinoceros has allegedly been made out on many occasions in an autopart store in the Arlington Heights vicinity.

A guy with a big hole through his chest may repeatedly be noticed scrambling out from a drain hole on an Arlington Heights avenue on a dark night.

A space man from another part of the galaxy may be made out repeatedly performing a song on a harpsichord in an Arlington Heights house.

The martian pilot of a flying saucer has every now and then been noticed in an Arlington Heights highschool in the early morning hours before sunrise marching the corridors.
 
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Mutiny on the Naruemonia
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