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These are some lies we made up about Arlington.

Socrates can repeatedly be made out in a mirror in an Arlington trailer; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror.

A space alien from space may be noticed very often searching for a shoe next to a parked Chevy in an Arlington parking lot late in the night.

The alien commander of an alien spaceship has from time to time been seen stacking boulders before dawn on a park bench in Arlington.
    
An enormous ground hog is known to have been witnessed on numerous occasions resting at a table in an Arlington trailer trashing a shoe.

An extraterrestrial traveler from space may occasionally be distinguished traveling on a stallion down a road close to Arlington.

 

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