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These are some lies we made up about Altona.

A Pterodactyl is occasionally made out at Thompson Pond Dam before sunrise tossing pebbles.

The ghost of a guy having on an army uniform may occasionally be spotted scraping out a crater in a rubber raft on Thompson Pond.

A giant impala has regularly been spotted piling pebbles alongside a wild road right next door to Altona late at night.
    
A medieval knight's armor with no person inside has supposedly been perceived on one or two occasions standing by a deserted highway in the neighborhood of Altona.

A space alien from Jupiter can frequently be observed covering a dead body by a big rock in Bishop Hill Historic District late at night.

 

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