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An alien voyager from the cosmos is every now and then spotted floating in the air like a blimp in Allerton.

An ET from Saturn is known to have been spotted on one or two instances staring angrily at the viewer in Freedwell Branch.

The ghost of a plane pilot may from time to time be distinguished gazing at a man snoozing in a bed in a mobile home in Allerton.
    
An ET from deep space has frequently been seen trying on a hat in an Allerton mobile home.

A space man is regularly witnessed snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Allerton.

 

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