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  I was down town one day last week trying to get my Christmas shopping started early. As I started to walk in one of the local department stores when out of nowhere a rotten tomato was thrown at me and splattered on my new boots.
I knew right then and there it had to be that pesky ghost again!!! I went to the ladies restroom and washed my boots off. I'll be darned if I let some non caring ghost ruin my entire day for me.
Submitted by Mary
       Categories: sky, christmas, restroom
    

That darn stupid ghost is at it again!!! I was at the park the other day with my little boy minding my own business when suddenly we were both pelted by rotten tomatoes and rotten potatoes. My little boy is now having bad nightmares because of this and he says the mean old ghost makes him stinky.
Submitted by Amie
       Categories: boys, park


I have seen the tomato throwing ghost, the reason you can't see them is because you humans have inferior eyesight and he is a ninja ghost. And one night when I was stealing donuts from a convenience store a couple of ninja stars were stuck in the donuts and they were other worldly and made of an indestructible ghost metal.
Submitted by Lasergunjoe
       Categories: store, eyes
 
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