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Riots rock Callisto
Authorities on Callisto today issued a state of emergency due to the recent riots. Callisto has been...
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Accomplice of Martian arsonist girl arrested
Nine year old Florina Munduwalawala of Montevideo was arrested today on arson charges. She was immed...
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These are some lies we made up about Lakeland.

The Loch Ness Monster came into view down by the waterfront at Browns Beach trying to locate a hat.

The ghost of a man having on soldier's attire came into view in a mirror in a Lakeland apartment; the ghost was solely observable in the mirror. The ghost spoke about avenging a killing. A number of people say this phantom is the undead spirit of an old Lakeland local resident.

A knight's armor devoid of a human being inside was distinguished seeking a picture underneath a parked Jeep in a Lakeland parking lot before dawn. The watcher was frightened and ran away. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be let alone.
    
An alien from planet Neptune was spotted speaking into the thin air in Black Bass Bar at the stroke of midnight.

An alien from outer space has regularly been perceived in a Lakeland area supermarket, strolling the aisles.

The ghost of a woman with a sack fastened around her head is frequently observed holding a headbone late in the night by a mailbox in Lakeland.

A huge finch has purportedly been perceived on several occasions striding through a residence in Lakeland.

 
Martian arsonist child cracks under torture
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Martian arsonist child is daughter of Martian official
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